Spazzing Out

bitchcatmyass @ 2009-05-26T05:39:00

2009-05-26T09:39:59Z

Holy shit, I remembered the password for this. Do I have any of my old friends?

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-04-03T23:58:00

2006-04-04T03:59:15Z

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being more popular on the internet is like winning the special olympics

It's a Meme I guess?

2006-04-02T07:23:49Z

I have a loserific favor to ask of everyone! Could you guys name a band that you know i listen to often, and then I'll tell you in a comment everything i know about them. If you do it you can call me a fag, yay! I just want to test my trivia knowledge ( i'm not gonna look them up, i'm just gonna wing).

It'd be cool if they had a job for like, knowing pop culture and trivia.

"KEEEEEEEP ON LOVIN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

2006-04-02T03:41:31Z

I really need to buy brain age and that one DS game where you draw the spells out on the screen and then kerplowie your spell goes boom.

i worked 11.25 hours today, i'm beat.

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-30T23:42:00

2006-03-31T04:46:51Z

Self Explanatory. Put it in mspaint and post it yourself.

This place is fucking boring when nobody is home.

ALSO!!!!!!!!!! http://community.livejournal.com/def_leppard/46391.html?style=mine (new def leppard cover album)

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-30T14:58:00

2006-03-30T19:59:44Z

I just spent five hours playing Tales of Symphonia! Time to do something constructive... like play another five hours!

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-28T20:42:00

2006-03-29T01:45:28Z

http://poststuff.entensity.net/032706/image.php?pic=wtf.jpg

superpokeyhappy: WHAT
superpokeyhappy: hahaha aw
superpokeyhappy: nigger left his fried chicken on too long

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-27T21:52:00

2006-03-28T03:01:29Z

I'm going to spend as much of the next week possible, inebriated.

P.S. FUCK GRAMMAR.

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-25T00:21:00

2006-03-25T05:28:41Z

Today, a very, very, scottish woman threatened to shoot Patrick in the head. The managers talked about the shoe manager being a serial killer, and how no one would believe that he was, even if there was evidence.

I'm so fucking bored.

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-23T23:23:00

2006-03-24T04:23:56Z

LOL check out my new icon, i love subweird.

OH HAY
Next week I have tuesday and thursday off
and i'm off at five on wednesday and friday

yeah cool

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-22T08:06:00

2006-03-22T13:06:40Z

Phone found on pillow. fuck yah

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT

2006-03-22T02:16:53Z

Today, on a whim, I chose to walk into Rainbow Records after my haircut. Because i'm so fucking obsessed with Def Leppard, I gravitated to the D's in the used section. I found the def leppard card, and the only cd behind it was 1980's "ON THROUGH THE NIGHT". I fucking wet myself, only $8.99! I've successfully completed my hard copy collection of all of Def Leppard's good (previous to the addition of Viv Campbell after Steve Clark's death) albums. I don't have the B-side and rarity album, but that's not a big deal, they still sell that in stores, unlike on through the night.

It's amazing listening to it. The CD was recorded before they really had a direction to their music, so on a few tracks, the instrumentals sound like queen, on another, they sound like fucking lynyrd skynyrd. The best surprise was hearing a song where they sound like Journey (wtf!) who they are, coincidentally tourning with this summer.

Basically, life owns. I still haven't found the phone, i think it's still at the haircut place, i hope some dirty donkey didn't steal it.

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-21T16:50:00

2006-03-21T21:51:16Z

I believe i've lost my phone. Fuck.

Sorry about the starbucks thing, whitney, but i can't find my phone to call about anything so yeah.

fuck, this is the third phone i've lost in 4 years

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-21T00:29:00

2006-03-21T05:30:09Z

moving out was the best fucking thing i have ever done

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-18T01:30:00

2006-03-18T06:31:33Z

i'm so fucking durnked and kcudinbvg crunked out nigga!

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-17T18:15:00

2006-03-17T23:19:03Z

Does anyone have tape copying capabilities? I have recently acquired Def Leppard's first 4 albums on tape, and it is motherfucking urgent that i get copies made.

BITCH

2006-03-14T21:44:22Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qdX6_9XgI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendid%3D35214979

hahahahaha

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-13T11:20:00

2006-03-13T16:21:03Z

Journey and Def Leppard touring this summer.

OMG YES

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-07T10:03:00

2006-03-07T15:00:53Z

hey you guys i'm 20 now

wow nothing is different

i'm fucking hungry

I read like a whole Postsecret book with whitney, ben, and abby last night.

JOMAUMAUBOODEESTANK

p.s. your cryptic assed posts are really gay

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-06T11:55:00

2006-03-06T16:54:19Z

Today is my last day as a teenager, ever. Yeah bah.

My license is getting suspended in about 2 weeks, because of some gay shit with a gay cop who put in my ticket number wrong, so I was never able to pay, then i was irresponsible and didn't follow up. Now, I've got to pay the ticket + 150..

Health insurance is much too expensive.

Try and bring your own booze for this weekend, we'll have some, but most certainly not enough.

Directions posted later in the week.

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-03T09:18:00

2006-03-03T14:22:35Z

20TH BIRTHDAY/HOUSEWARMING PARTY

SATURDAY MARCH 11
EVERYONE IS INVITED
BRING YOUR FRIENDS
GET DRUNK
GET HIGH
or, just come over and chill

Patrick and I turn 20 in the middle of next week. we are throwing a huge party at our new place.
Everyone is welcome to come.

There is a high likelihood that my friend Dave will be bringing his turntables and DJing for us. No gifts or anything.
Pat says "this is a party for the future. I want to see new faces." so if you come definitely bring new people.

Call me at 896-6000 and tell me you're coming.
Or, I'll be bugging you to find out.
Yeah, so I'll post directions later on, and please please please come.]

Peace, niggaz.

Keep it Crunk.

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-03-01T09:39:00

2006-03-01T14:47:13Z

Today is going to be so boring! Call me so we can hang out!

I also want to say, to all you IB folk, Freaking good luck on everything you do in the next couple of months. I know you don't really need luck, and the people that read this are already very good at preparing for things, but yeah good luck and all. I'm not trying to be depressing, but, don't be like me, and be one of those kids who ends up with 23/24 points, because they hate spanish.

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-02-27T18:47:00

2006-02-28T00:01:40Z

I'm totally withdrawing from My MWF classes, because I just would rather take them this summer over the internet and just like, teach myself.
The house is amazing, you should all come and check it out, I'm off all day Wednesday. I have an announcement about a party too, so keep Saturday Night, March 11, 2006 open.

Zack is awesome, he lets me use his computer. Devon was on the computer when i got to zack's house, and I was all "What the Diz?" and then I realised how lame it sounded.

I'm off to go get some more stuff i accidentally left at my mom and dad's stuff. I think the computer should be fixed sometime around my birthday, if not i'm going to go insane.

Call me, It's boring, kind of. I also need plans for this weekend.

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

2006-02-26T15:43:20Z

I will be gone from the internets for a while, my posts will be sporadic and blah blah blah blah. Basically, my cell is 239-896-6000, and until i make a a whopper of a post about my comp being fixed, that's how you need to get a hold of me. And you will need to do so, because without the internet, and without cable, what else do I have to do?

FREEDOM!

Oh and yeah, I have monday and Wednesday off so feel free to call to hang out playa!

I'm such a douchebag, lol.

bitchcatmyass @ 2006-02-25T22:04:00

2006-02-26T03:07:11Z

ah yeah, the last night under my parent's oppressive rule. Freedom, I shall sip thee like a divine tee, in the morn!

translation: FUCK YES, ME GUSTA MUCHO, EEEEE BEEEE, well i'll be shipped and dipped, and finally, just fucking leet.